Somehow we are already halfway through November and 2023 is almost over. 😳 With time moving so quickly, you may have missed some of the craziest Twitter jokes over the past few weeks. To keep an eye:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will get even better!
1.
It’s really cool when a weird guy is attractive but when a hot guy is weird it’s really creepy
– Rev (@wallyworrld_) 14 November 2023
2.
Having a gay roommate is very rude What do you mean “We should watch every live performance of God by a woman and rank them” No, we should clean dishes
– Jimmy (@jimmyoutsold) 14 November 2023
3.
What does it feel like to use all your willpower not to say “This is just like Sex and the City” every 3 minutes while having lunch with friends pic.twitter.com/olIpHLJQuG
– Mothman (@grantisdumb) 14 November 2023
nickelodeon/ Twitter: @grantisdumb
4.
My hanging plants whenever I water them pic.twitter.com/Z4HahhEC2W
– bad brother (@brotaminz) 15 November 2023
Universal Pictures / Twitter: @brotaminz
5.
This is literally the best way to end a conversation https://t.co/KoMQFrCuzd
– Kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) 14 November 2023
6.
If you were raised by a “burger is just as good without the bun” mother, you may be entitled to financial compensation for the psychological harm you suffered.
– Latke (@latkedelray) 14 November 2023
7.
https://t.co/mO87OuIDjM pic.twitter.com/DWb02TOhfC
– Miyoko ☆ (@G1RLSLUVMIYO) 14 November 2023
8.
Customers have now started calling me by my name… pic.twitter.com/R70ts4CE5c
— ❒ (@RlCKYRAGE) 14 November 2023
nickelodeon/ Twitter: @RlCKYRAGE
9.
It’s so cold outside… UNIQLO Heattec save me. Save me UNIQLO Heattec…
– Meg (@banhmigoddess) 14 November 2023
10.
It’s crazy to call it situationship when the situation is such that they don’t want you
– ✦ Eve ✦ (@impossibleeve) 12 November 2023
11.
What could he possibly have done to deserve this? https://t.co/N9MUKKogke
– Brocky McNigerson (@UGRebrand) 15 November 2023
12.
“Unlimited PTO” When a real live laugh lover appears… pic.twitter.com/yY6rrx0sRi
– Nordic Latte Dad (@cantquitballing) 10 November 2023
New Line Cinema / Twitter: @cantquitballing
13.
Taylor Swift Has a Guy Who Is Flying Overseas to See Her and I Can’t Even Get a Message Back My Friend: Yeah, You’re Not Worth a Billion Dollars Too pic.twitter.com/vnfE5bfJPe
– 💫 (@heyjaeee) 12 November 2023
playground entertainment/ Twitter: @heyjaeee
14.
whenever i smoke pic.twitter.com/ScvEBVlrSu
– Miss MaryJane (@thegassery) 11 November 2023
15.
After reading the sentence “These are not your mother’s mean girls” I pic.twitter.com/GQTmRtpmrC
– John (@prasejeebus) 8 November 2023
Warner Bros. , Twitter: @prasejeebus
16.
hormones? I sure hope she does
– ugh (@ughfinewhatever) 7 November 2023
17.
7am before 8am, 9-5pm your off pic.twitter.com/k0gi9Siugz
– Shafiq (@Y2SHAF) 5 November 2023
Warner Bros. , Twitter: @Y2SHAF
18.
How am I stalking the client while neither of us admits we went to high school together for 4 years pic.twitter.com/xR3C5f75Gl
– Jared (@Name3309) 3 November 2023
19.
When someone insults me but it’s actually very creative that I’ve never heard before pic.twitter.com/fmwIF4W1u7
– (@lowkyric) 3 November 2023
nickelodeon/ Twitter: @lowkyric
20.
landlords rule pic.twitter.com/0VUhwXIxtT
– Female Riddler ꧁꧂ (@hornymermaid69) 3 November 2023
21.
If you’re on a party flyer, you’re too deep on the streets for me
– Marky Mark (@MARKYTRENICE) 26 October 2023
22.
When you smile at a child in public and they smile back pic.twitter.com/t18nsI5Sg4
– Invis🧜♀️ (@invis4yo) 4 November 2023
nickelodeon/ Twitter: @invis4yo
23.
Me: *on a date* I’m a broke homeboob Builder: *bites lip* How broke
– Leon 🌟 (@witchdaddio) 4 November 2023
24.
i’m meeting rihanna pic.twitter.com/tFy0g5G1kW
– Leon 🌟 (@witchdaddio) 4 November 2023